User:Susu

I have no real qualifications, life goals, relevant skills or even extraordinary achievements. But all you need to know and all that matters is that, when, not if, the zombie apocalypse finally happens, I will thrive. Not only will I survive the initial chaos, disbelief, death and destruction, no, I will finally transcend towards what I was put on this earth for. An exceptional zombie survivalist, who will repopulate the earth with good people and cast out those who are wicked. That being said, I didn't do any prep-work, and I haven't stayed in shape. I also can't drive or have any knowledge on how to sustain myself in a wild collapsed society. But I am sure that once it happens, I will obtain all those skills within days of the initial outbreak. Surely by now you should have a clear picture of who I am as a person, and what you can expect of me. However I would like to add some additional information:

- I can hold my breath for up to 10 minutes (about 50 seconds under water).

- Although I am big boned, I am surprisingly flexible and agile. I can easily outrun most people in short sprints of 10-15 meters.

- I don't fear anything (despite what my dad says)

- I drink exclusively water & chocolate milk

I expect that this is enough information for a judge of my character, but if you have any additional questions feel free to contact me.